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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. Iasked for a tree, he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU!
*PHONE SEX*Dial 1 for oralDial 2 for analDial 3 for normalDial 4 for S&MDial 5 for threesomeDial 6 for 69and for the whole lot just dial my number
InMyABCIWldPutU&I2gthaIn my alphabet I would put you and I together )
ILOkdUpSxyInTDxtnre2DA&YaNAmWosLstdI looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
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